兩個女人在天堂的對話
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
兩個女人在天堂聊天
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.女一：嗨，我是汪達
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢
1st woman: I froze to death.我凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!好可怕
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you?也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.我是因為心臟病死的，我懷疑我 先生欺騙，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視
1st woman: So, what happened?喔，那發生什麼事呢
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著
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